Quotes from Jim Carrey movies and TV shows - page 6 of 7

Peter Appleton: I thought this was a democracy.
Leo Kubelsky: The Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, they're all just pieces of paper with signatures on them. And you know what a piece of paper with a signature is: a contract. Something that can be renegotiated at any time. Just so happens that the House un-American activities committee is renegotiating the contract this time around. Next time it will be somebody else, but it will always be somebody.

Elvin Clyde: Who did you go as?
Peter Appleton: A horny young man.

Andy Kaufman: I'm going to the Philippines.
George Shapiro: The Philippines? What's in the Philippines?
Andy Kaufman: A miracle.

Andy Kaufman: Since you've all been such good boys and girls, I would like to take everybody in this entire audience out for milk and cookies. There are buses outside. Everybody follow me.

Andy Kaufman: You don't know the real me.
Lynne Margulies: There isn't a real you.
Andy Kaufman: Oh yeah, I forgot.

Lynne Margulies: So, you just pretend to be an asshole.
Andy Kaufman: It's what I'm good at.

The Mask: Our love is like a red, red rose... And I am a little thorny.

The Mask: Ooh, somebody stop me!

The Mask: It's party time. P, A, R, T. Y? Because I gotta!

Charlie Schumacher: A girl like that is always looking for the BBD. Bigger Better Deal.
Stanley Ipkiss: You don't know that, Charlie. She's an artist. She's... She's sensitive.
Charlie Schumacher: Stanley, listen to me. That girl will tear your heart out, put it in a blender and hit "frappe."

The Mask: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!

[Doyle and a cop are going through the Mask's pockets.]
Dolye: A picture of Calloway's wife.
Lt. Calloway: What? Margaret! You son of a bitch!
The Mask: Geez. I'd figure you'd have a sense of humor. After all, you married her.

Hank Evans: Listen, Pocahontas, unless you put your ear to the ground, you'll never hear the buffalo comin'!
Irene P. Waters: Ok, look, I don't know what that means!

Mr. Popper: Hello! I have to send the penguins back.
Voice On Phone: Send-da-penguin?
Mr. Popper: Yes, send penguins.

Walter Sparrow: I could have died there on the street, but that wouldn't have been justice. At least not the justice fathers teach their sons.

Walter Sparrow: Of course time is just a counting system... numbers with meanings attached to them.

Walter Sparrow: There's no such thing as destiny. There are only different choices. Some choices are easy, some aren't. Those are the really important ones, the ones that define us as people.

Walter Sparrow: Why that street? Why that hotel?

Walter Sparrow: She had a face that was meant to smile.

Sybil: Oh, come on. Why don't you wag your tail at me in the bitches' room.
Walter Sparrow: Sybil. Sybil, I wouldn't wag my tail in the bathroom with you if you were the last bitch on earth.