Quotes from Will Ferrell movies and TV shows - page 5 of 9

Neighbor: Shut UP OUT there.
Phil Weston: You shut UP in there.

Phil Weston: This is Gian Piero and Massimo. They're apprentice butchers.
Mark Avery: Could the blacksmiths and candlestick makers not make it?
Mike Ditka: Shut up.

Sam Weston: You gotta lighten up.
Phil Weston: He started it.

Phil Weston: You're my assistant. You're supposed to back me up and go get me juiceboxes whenever I want. Now go get me a juicebox.
Mike Ditka: DO you know WHO you'RE talking to?
Phil Weston: I'm talkin' to the juicebox guy.
Mike Ditka: You're crazy.
Phil Weston: I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty.
Mike Ditka: OH, you GO to hell.
Phil Weston: No, you go to hell, and while you're there, why don't you grab me a juicebox.

Phil Weston: Every time you say something back to me, it makes me love you more.
Buck Weston: Heh.

Mike Ditka: Did you just kick your son?
Phil Weston: Yeah.

Dr. Rick Marshall: If you don't make it, it's your own damn "vault." That's a bitch slap of truth right there.

Dr. Rick Marshall: It boils down to two simple words.
Matt Lauer: Renewable biofuels.
Dr. Rick Marshall: Close. Time warps.

Dr. Rick Marshall: Captain Kirk's nipples!

Dr. Rick Marshall: Thank God for that. That one was peering into my soul.

Lord Business: Whoo! Nothing's gonna stop me now.
Vitruvius: Wait. There was a prophecy.
Lord Business: Oh, now there's a prophecy.
Vitruvius: About the Piece of Resistance.
Lord Business: Oh, yes! The supposed Piece of Resistance that can somehow magically disarm the Kragle. Give me a break!
Vitruvius: One day, a talented lass or fellow A Special One with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground and with a noble army at the helm, this MasterBuilder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm and be the greatest, most interesting most important person of all times. All of this is true, because it rhymes.
Lord Business: Oh, wow. That was a great inspiring legend... That you made up. A prophecy? What a bunch of hippy...dippy...baloney.

President Business: All I'm asking for is total perfection.

Megamind: You dare challenge Megamind?
Titan: This town isn't big enough for two super-villians.
Megamind: Oh, you're a villain all right. Just not a super one.
Titan: Yeah? What's the difference?
Megamind: PRESENTATION!

Roxanne Ritchie: So that's it then? You're just giving up?
Megamind: I'm the bad guy. I don't save the day, I don't fly off into the sunset and I don't get the girl. I'm going home.

Metro Man: We all know how this ends: with you behind bars!
Megamind: Oooh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!

Megamind: Here's my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't. How did it all come to this? Well, my end starts at the beginning... The very beginning!

Megamind: Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights, shall we?

Roxanne Ritchi: What's the plan?
Megamind: It mostly involves *not dying*!
Roxanne Ritchi: That's a good plan, I like that plan...!

Minion: So what's the plan, sir?
Megamind: I have no idea!

Walt Wagner: Maybe you should go back to your shrink... Discuss it.
Hobie: He just recommended Prozac. I think he has stock in the company, honestly.