Van Wilder: You might want to write that down.
Quotes from Ryan Reynolds movies and TV shows - page 6 of 6
Monty: Well me and the hooker.
Monty's Mom: The hooker and I.
Randol Schoenberg: You could buy a new bungalow... buy anything you want.
Maria Altmann: I'd like a new dishwasher.
Randol Schoenberg: We recommend opening the can and exacting the little worm with a pair of tweezers and shutting the can as quickly as possible.
Randol Schoenberg: It's hard to believe Hitler once applied to be an art student here.
Maria Altmann: I wish they'd have accepted him.
Maria Altmann: A week ago you weren't even interested and now you're all over me like a rash. What happened?
Randol Schoenberg: Well, against my better judgment, I think I like you.
Randol Schoenberg: It's almost press time, how do I look?
Maria Altmann: Sexy and victorious.
Randol Schoenberg: Oh yeah?
Maria Altmann: How do I look?
Randol Schoenberg: You look sexy - and victorious.
Wade Wilson: You know, I love this weapon more than any other thing in the whole wide world you wanna know why?
Victor Creed: No.
Wade Wilson: It's memorable. Sure it's bulky, tough to get on a plane. You whip out a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriend's wedding, they will never, ever forget it.
Victor Creed: That's funny Wade, but I've think you confuse me with someone who gives a shit.
Wade Wilson: Right well it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun, or bone-claws or the fingernails of a bag-lady... Manicure?
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