Quotes from Billy Crudup movies and TV shows

Russell Hammond: You know, I think we both wanted to, uh, to be with her. I guess she wanted us to be together.

Russell Hammond: Oh, my God. Holy shit. Fuck! I grew up with that lampshade. I love this kitchen. I fucking love this kitchen.

Russell Hammond: You, Aaron, are what it's all about. You're real. Your room is real. Your friends are real. Real, man, real. You know? Real. You're more important than all the silly machinery. Silly machinery. And you know it! In eleven years its going to be 1984, man. Think about that.
Aaron: Wanna see me feed a mouse to my snake?
Russell Hammond: Yes.

Jeff Bebe: We have got to control what's happening! There's a responsibility here.
Russell Hammond: Excuse me, but didn't we all get into this to avoid responsibility?

Russell Hammond: I never said I was a golden god... or did I?

Jeff Bebe: And I also slept with Leslie.
Russell Hammond: You slept with Jeff?
Leslie: Yeah, but it didn't count! It was the summer we decided to be free of all rules.

Russell Hammond: I slept with Marna, Dick.
Jeff Bebe: I did too.
Larry Fellows: I waited until you broke up with her, but me too.

Russell Hammond: Write what you want.

Topeka Kid: You're Russell from Stillwater.
Russell Hammond: Well, yeah, on my better days, I am Russell from Stillwater.

Russell Hammond: I hurt the flower.

Russell Hammond: I am a golden god.

Russell Hammond: It doesn't sound like music anymore, you know, it sounds like... lifestyle maintenance, or something.

Will Bloom: We have to take Glenville to avoid the church traffic because the damn church people drive too slow.

Will Bloom: You become what you always were - a very big fish.

Will Bloom: Have you ever heard a joke so many times you've forgotten why it's funny? And then you hear it again and suddenly it's new. You remember why you loved it in the first place.

Will Bloom: My father talked about a lot of things that he never did and I'm sure he did a lot of things that he never talked about. I'm just trying to reconcile the two.

Will Bloom: Unbelievable.
Senior Ed Bloom: The story of my life.

Senior Ed Bloom: I've told you a thousand facts, Will, that's what I do. I tell stories.
Will Bloom: You tell lies, Dad.

Will Bloom: A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.

Senior Ed Bloom: Tell me how it happens.
Will Bloom: How what happens?
Senior Ed Bloom: How I go.
Will Bloom: You mean what you saw in the Eye? I dunno that story, Dad, you never told it to me.