Marilyn Monroe: Forgive my horrible face.
Helen Gandy: The Bureau is stronger than just you and me now. Your child is sure and keeps the country safe.
Ben: So, why didn't you guys ever even try to get together?
Jason Fryman: It's too much familiarity. It's like she's one of my limbs.
Ben: And that's bad, because...?
Jason Fryman: Because I hate myself.
Norah: I waited so long for this lie to come true, that I finally paid someone to tell the truth for me.
Mr. Kane: You just get here as quick as you can.
Mallory Kane: I'll try. Keep your eyes open.
Mr. Kane: I haven't shut my eyes since you were born.
Maria: Fuck a baby into me.
Joseph Crone: What does it say about me that I find it much easier to believe in the Devil than I do in God?
Shun Kazama: There's no future for people who worship the future, and forget the past.
John Bunting: Do you like bein' fucked? Do you like bein' fucked? So why not do somethin' about it? 'Cause all I ever see you do is sook, mate. No? What didjah do about Jeffrey? Fuckin' nothin'. You see me and Robert mopin' about? Hmm? No you don't because you do that they fuck you forever. You don't want that, do you? When are you gonna grow some balls, mate?
Thomas Schell: If things were easy to find, they wouldn't be worth finding.
Tina: But I got your back now Noah, because I found out you got some big ass balls, man.
Noah Griffith: Can't buy underwear, balls don't fit.
Ethan: The Hamptons are like a zombie movie directed by Ralph Lauren.
Christopher Robin: You know Pooh you did a very important thing today.
Pooh: I did?
Christopher Robin: Well yes. Instead of thinking of your tummy you thought of your friend.
Pooh: Oh thank you Christopher Robin. And now I don't think I shall be hungry again for a good long while.
Additional Voices: Growling sound.
Pooh: Oh bother.
Christopher Robin: Silly old Bear.
Matt Franklin: I'm... I'm just messed up, OK? I don't know what I want to do. And I'm sorry I'm such a fucking failure.
Bill Franklin: You haven't really failed, son, because you haven't really tried to succeed. So don't credit yourself as a failure. You're worse than that.
Matt Franklin: I just can't figure it out, Dad.
Bill Franklin: Don't cry like that in jail, son.
Dex: Josh is his own man. He doesn't take after his dad much.
Josh: What, you mean I'm not an emotional shutdown Nazi asshole?
Mrs. O'Brien: Unless you love, your life will flash by.
The Phantom: So it is to be war between us! If these demands are not met a disaster beyond all imagination will occur.
Jesse Stone: I'd rather regret the things I've done than the things I haven't done.
Billy: Nothing like two dudes and a dog making candles.
Ned: Such a cliche.