Best movie quotes of 2011

Alvin: She's just so hot.
Adam: I know how hot she is.
Vanessa: That's really sweet, thanks guys!
Adam: Fuck you!

Kate: Tell her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute, asshole!

Elizabeth Halsey: Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say.

Dave: All right, Ian get everyone to the raft. If the volcano blows before I make it out of here, you have to promise me you'll-.
Ian: Leave without you. Got it.

Griffin Keyes: How long have you been able to talk?
Donald the Monkey: Let's see, today's Tuesday so... Always.

Phil: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually jealous of you. I mean Lauren is an angel.
Doug: Yeah, she really is amazing.
Stu: Ah, you guys are sweet.
Phil: Not big breasts on her, but still a solid rack for an Asian.

Smurfette: I kissed a Smurf, and liked it?

Natalie Geary: Let me welcome you to our humble commode.

Sergeant Gerry Boyle: Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, these men are armed and dangerous, and you being an FBI agent you're more used to shooting at unarmed women and children...
FBI agent Wendell Everett: Oh, fuck you, Sergeant!

Collyer's Mother: Beware of passion, Hester. It always leads to something ugly.
Hester Collyer: What would you replace it with?
Collyer's Mother: A guarded enthusiasm. It's safer.

Peter: Do you want to marry him?
Valerie: You know I don't.
Peter: Prove it.
Valerie: How?
Peter: Run away with me.

Po: Ah. My old enemy... Stairs.

Philippe Weis: For a few to be immortal, many must die.
Will Salas: Wrong!

Colter Stevens: What would you do if you knew you only had one minute to live?
Christina Warren: I'd make those seconds count.
Colter Stevens: I'd kiss you again.
Christina Warren: Again?

Kendra: You have a year to make someone love you, or stay like this for ever.

Dr. Ian Sussman: Blogging is not writing. It's just graffiti with punctuation.

Arthur: What was that?
Susan: French kiss.
Arthur: Really? Because the French always surrender. That was decidedly German.

Madea: Sit down you black leprechaun looking like you're out of a damn box of chocolate, lucky charms.

Dwayne: Sometimes fate pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in the face.

Arthur Bishop: Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.