Wayne Unser: Don't buy into that white-trash myth, these guys are not cretins. Jax Teller is formidable; as smart as he is dangerous.
Jax Teller: SAMCRO is throwing me a little homecoming bash tonight at our new adult entertainment facility.
Marcus Alvarez: You talking about that shitty porn warehouse on the docks?
Jax Teller: When you say it like that, it kind of loses all its magic.
Lyla: This is not my fault!
Opie: If you didn't eat pussy for a living you might have a different set of friends.
Bobby Elvis: Summer of love might be over, ese, but killing the mother charter's VP? Might wanna rethink that move.
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Polly Zobelle: Charge me or get out.
David Hale: [Picks up a shard of glass] Tell you what I'm gonna do. I slice open my arm, and charge you with aggravated assault on a peace officer. You'll do a three year pop in the San Joa dyke lodge - no questions asked.
Clay Morrow: Only two things feel good in the joint, that's jerking off, and thinking about all the shit you're going to do when you get out. Darby's been in there for three years, I just want to make sure all his big shot dreams ended up in his cum rag, and not on his 'to do' list.
Tig Trager: You know why I like working with you, Hap? You make me look like the normal one.
Happy Lowman: Whatever.
Bobby Munson: I'd tap that.
Jax Teller: Dude, you're twice her age and three times her weight.
Bobby Munson and Opie Winston: So?
Jackson Teller: The thug-side of you wants to chop my head off, but the fed side of you struggles with the felony whacking.
Luis Torres: Actually, both sides are okay with whacking - one side just has paperwork.
Chosen answer: John Teller (Jax's father). "Piney" Winston (Opie's father). Lenny Janowitz. Keith McGee (President of the Belfast charter). Wally Grazer. Thomas Whitney. Chico Villanueva. Otto Moran (not to be confused with Big Otto Delaney with the eye-patch). "Clay" Marrow (though not a founding member).
Bishop73
Thank you.