Charlie Murphy: Because of my complexion, he use to call me Darkness. He calls me and brother Darkness. The Darkness Brothers. See, this is long before Wesley Snipes. Back then... we was the blackest ni**as on the planet according to Rick James.
Silky Johnston: Rosie O'Donnel. She wears underwear with dick holes.
Chris: Hey Tanisha, it was good seeing you.
Darius: "Good seeing you?" Good seeing you? That's my girl, ni**a! I keep it real.
Black Gallagher: Pink Hearts, Yellow Moons, Green Clovers, and Orange Stars - that leprechauns' on acid.
Silky Johnston: Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm gonna go put water in Buck Nasty's Mama's dish.
Dave Chappelle: Oh, Sally, it's not what's gotten into me, it's what's gotten into Oprah! My seed, son! Ha ha h aha! I'm rich, bitch! Ha ha ha.
Bill Burr: You know, I have to admit, I saw this robbery coming from a mile away, which is why I put my car keys up my ass.
Tron: Katie has some big ass tit-tays.
Chad: Hi, I'm Chad, your new roommate.
Tyree: Well, looky here, "Chad." For the entire period you in my room, I better not catch you standing up peeing. You sit down when you pee, you got that? Now get your fat ass on outta here.
Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch.
P. Diddy: All right, I got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that I'm gonna have to shut down the studio. The good news is that I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.
Chad: Be careful if you ever get a sleeper hold. The next day your anus will really hurt.
Tyrone Biggums: You know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious.
Tyrone Biggums: ...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack.
Tron: Hey, it's white boy, ok who ordered the pizza. Hey white boy find the square root of this room.
Brenda Johnson: I don't like people playin' on my phone.
Dave Chappelle: I'm Dave Chappelle, and I like internet porn.
Rapper: I battle any sex or any race / You beating me is like Billy Crystal playin Scarface / I can't see it, I'm blind to the eyes / I came up in your face - oops, pow, surprise! Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Tron: Night. Night. Keep yo butthole tight.
Prince: Game... blouses.
