Salem: Hello, this is your guard speaking. Harvey is at the front door, and send me a sandwich.
Zelda: So that's your plan?
Vesta: Please, I don't plan! I scheme.
Zelda: Welcome home, sunshine! How was your day?
Sabrina: Here's a quick recap: There was boredom followed by dullness with a dash of echh.
Hilda: I just haven't turned myself into wind in years.
Salem: Would cabbage help?
Salem: Let's destroy everything that's dear to him. Let's indoctrinate him into the cathedral of agony.
Zelda: I'm gonna write him a very stern letter.
Salem: You're a regular Mad Max aren't ya?
Harvey Kinkle: A penny saved is a penny earned.
Salem: Don't eat the yellow snow.
Zelda: Sabrina, you're not a rumpist, are you?
Sabrina: A rumpist? What's a rumpist?
Zelda: Someone who judges others by their rear ends.
Sabrina: No. OK, not usually.
Zelda: What's the matter?
Sabrina: What's the matter? I have to be a witch, I have to be a mortal, I have to be a teenager and I have to be a girl all at the same time. That's what's the matter.
Salem: At least you still have your thumbs... and a door on your bathroom.
Hilda: A cat is doing an imitation of me kissing my niece's vice-principal. So this is my lowest point.
Sabrina: It can take years to develop a craft. Look at my aunts Hilda and Zelda.
Josh: Which craft were they involved in? Which craft were they involved in?
Sabrina: Witchcraft? Who said anything about witchcraft?
Valerie: Gordy, are you even aware that there's a dance on Friday?
Salem: I'll pick you up at 8. What kind of flowers do you like?
Valerie: Surprise me.
Salem: That means roses.
Sabrina: Having magic and being a witch is great and all, but I can't live without seeing my mother.
Hilda: What's my bra doing on the roof?
Salem: Erm, the squirrels needed a nutfeeder.
Answer: There was never any explanation given about what happened to Miles or if the reported shooting had anything to do with him. He just suddenly disappeared. There is some indication he was written out due to the show undergoing budget cuts and reducing the number of characters.
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