Quotes from Tom Berenger movies and TV shows

Debbie: It's just so strange. Nothing is as I imagined it would be.
Jim Reed: It never is. For anyone.

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Eddy: Why did it stop?
Rock Reilly: What do I look like, the Amazing Kreskin?

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Warden: Is there any questions you would like to ask?
Driver: Where's the exit?

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Boyfriend: Stay away from her.
Jake Taylor: Suck. My. Dick.

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Jake Taylor: Rube, you look at Playboy all the time, don't you?
Rube Baker: I don't just look at it. I read the articles.
Jake Taylor: Sure you do.
Rube Baker: I do. I especially like it when they mention the girls' interests, like Betsy loves surfing.
Jake Taylor: You even memorize them?
Rube Baker: Yep. I guess I do.
Jake Taylor: Bingo.

Roger Dorn: As General Manager of this team, I demand to know when I'm getting a start.
Jake Taylor: There's an old timer's game coming soon.

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Thomas Beckett: Don't take a piss. Bugs will swarm right up through your dick. Good night.

Richard Miller: When the "rush" is over, it hurts. Doesn't it?
Thomas Beckett: What you're feeling now ain't the worst pain. The worst thing is not feeling the hurt anymore.

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