Quotes from Seth Green movies and TV shows

Blue Harvest - S6-E1

Lois Griffin: Aren't you a little fat for a storm trooper?
Chris Griffin: Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch.

Road to the Multiverse - S8-E1

[Stewie and Brian are in the Robot Chicken Universe.]
Stewie: So, how does it feel to be on a major network for fifteen minutes?
Chris: FUCK YOU!

Petarded - S4-E6

Chris Griffin: My dad's smarter than your dad!
Meg Griffin: We have the same dad, you idiot.
Chris Griffin: Yeah, but mine's smarter!

The Story on Page 1 - S2-E19

Brian Griffin: If I remember correctly, this is the Physics department.
Chris Griffin: That explains all the gravity.

Chris Griffin: Stewie, do you want a sundae?
Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find...I shall kill you!

Death Has a Shadow - S1-E1

Meg: Oh my God, you got fired!?
Chris: Way to go, dad! Fight the machine!
Stewie: How do you know about the machine!?
Peter: Now don't worry, kids. Your father's still going to put food on this table. Just not as much so it might get a little bit competitive.
Meg: Who cares about food? Now we'll never be able to afford my lip injections!
Brian: Hey, Peter. Can we put her out in the yard for a while? (00:07:10)

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The Son Also Draws - S1-E6

Chris: Uh, dad. What would you say if I told you I didn't want to be in the Scouts?
Peter: I'd say 'come again!?'. Then I'd laugh cause I said 'cum'. But thank God that's not the case, eh? You're a Scout! And you know what that means? That means I love ya!
[Chris groans in frustrated annoyance.] (00:03:01)

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Brian: Portrait of a Dog - S1-E7

Meg: Chris, you're hogging up all the fans!
Chris: Yeah, well... You're hogging up all the ugly! (00:03:12)

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Brian: Portrait of a Dog - S1-E7

Brian: I can never go back to the way things were! Not after the way I was treated. Not after the things I've seen...
Chris: What did you see? W-Was it breasts!? (00:11:50)

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Brian: Portrait of a Dog - S1-E7

Peter: Sometimes we all need a second chance. Sometimes, we all need to forgive!
Chris: I stole ten dollars from Meg's room.
Meg: I stole ten dollars from mom's purse.
Lois: I've been making counterfeit ten dollar bills for years. (00:20:09)

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Anton: Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?
Mick: Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music.
Anton: Music?
Pnub: Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light."
Anton: So what happened?
Mick: We figured, fuck it, I mean, it was really far.

Pnub: Maybe we should clean that up.
Mick: Yeah, and while we're at it, let's just clean the whole fuckin' house.

Mick: That is some one-hit shit.

Anton: You lied to me.
Mick: You killed me, let's try to keep this thing in perspective here.

Mick: Let's go walk through a nurse.

Mom: I thought I told you to go to bed.
Milo: You told me to "go to bed." You didn't say "get into bed."
Mom: Milo.

Gribble: The fact is, Mars needs moms.
Milo: What the heck does that mean?

Gribble: Have you ever seen Top Gun?
Milo: It's Milo.

Milo: What is going on?
Gribble: Mars needs moms, so the aliens are stealing them from Earth to raise their own kids.

Mom: I thought I told you to go to bed.
Milo: You told me to "Go to bed." You didn't say "Get into bed." It's not specific.
Mom: Milo, my life would be so much better if I didn't have to be a nagging mom.
Milo: Yeah, well, my life would be so much better if I didn't have a mom at all.