Drew Baylor: No true fiasco ever began as a quest for mere adequacy. A motto of the British Special Air Force is: 'Those who risk, win.' A single green vine shoot is able to grow through cement. The Pacific Northwestern salmon beats itself bloody on it's quest to travel hundreds of miles upstream against the current, with a single purpose, sex of course, but also... life.
Drew Baylor: Did I miss 60B?
Drew Baylor: In that moment, I knew success, not greatness, was the only god the world served.
Drew Baylor: And don't worry. Because as great as you look tonight, you are safe with me.
Drew Baylor: I've just recently decided that the things we know aren't black and white.
Claire Colburn: Do you ever just think I'm fooling everybody?
Drew Baylor: You have no idea.
Claire Colburn: Hey, you're only 45 minutes away. You wanna meet halfway and see the sunrise? At this point it's probably easier to stay up.
Drew Baylor: You think so?
Claire Colburn: I think that's what "they" say.
Drew Baylor: I see you right there. I see you right there.
Claire Colburn: There you are.
Claire Colburn: You know, You're always trying to break up with me, and we're not even together.
Drew Baylor: I know... We're not?
Drew Baylor: Because we have a moment here, let me tell you that I have recently become a secret connoisseur of 'last looks'. You know the way people look at you when they believe it's for the last time? I've started collecting these looks.
Drew Baylor: And who says we have to listen to 'them'?
Claire Colburn: They do.
Claire Colburn: I think I've been asleep most of my life.
Drew Baylor: Me too.
Legolas: Final count,42.
Gimli: 42, now that's not a bad score for a pointy eared elf prince. I myself am sitting happily on 43.
[Legolas pulls out an arrow and shoots the Urukhai body Gimli is sitting on.]
Gimli: He was already dead.
Legolas: He was twitching!
Gimli: He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!
Jack Sparrow: William, tell me somethin'. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressin' damsel? Or... Rather, damsel in distress? Either one...
Will Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here! Q.E.D. - you're not really here!
Gibbs: Make ready to sail, boys!
Will: What about Jack? I won't leave without him. [Jack appears being chased by an army of cannibals.] Time to go.
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