Quotes from Nat Wolff movies and TV shows

Danny Holledge: Fucking roaches... I'd rather be shot at.

Alex: We need to get the band together this instant.
Nat: Are you up for it, man?
Alex: Yes. I'm fortified by milk.

Alex: I love Jesse. She's kinda like my girlfriend.
Nat: She is not like your girlfriend.
Alex: In a way, Nat... in a way.
Nat: In what way?
David: In a way she doesn't know about.

Nat: Jesus, what a jerk.
Alex: Don't ever say Jesus! He was the best president we've ever had.

Alex: Alienate means see boobies?
Nat: Alex, that's inappropriate.
Alex: Inappropriate means see boobies?