Quotes from Michael Sinterniklaas movies and TV shows

Leonardo: Um, ladies and gentlemen. We have an emergency situation. Everyone needs to get to the escape pods now!
[No response.]
Raphael: How do you say 'bomb' in Futurese?
[General panic.].

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Dean Venture: Hank! I had my pubes shaved. I'm gonna put them under the pillow for the tooth fairy.
Hank Venture: Did the doctor see that creepy dog dork of yours?
Dr. Venture: Hank, don't brag to your brother about your circumcision.

Pirate Captain: Sit on my lap, son. It's story time.
Dean Venture: I don't want to sit in your lap.
Pirate Captain: Fine! Don't.

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