Quotes from Kevin Spacey movies and TV shows - page 4 of 5

Berlin: Did I tell you that when you were circumcised they threw away the wrong part?
David Gale: Yes, I believe you mentioned it. It's called schmuck.
Berlin: What?
David Gale: Part of the foreskin they throw away after circumcision, I believe it is called schmuck.
Berlin: Aren't we so fucking clever.

Constance Harraway: The TA just finished transcribing all the governor's radio and TV comments. Listen to this gem: Journalist - "Governor, don't you think three executions in one week is a little excessive?" Governor - "I say let's bring them in, strap them down, and rock and roll."
David Gale: Oh, it's good to know our governor is in touch with his inner frat boy.

Constance Harraway: Stop that.
David Gale: What?
Constance Harraway: Active listening, I hate active listeners. I always feel like they're to busy pretending to be listening to hear what I'm saying.
David Gale: I can listen and actively listen at the same time. I'm good at that.

Sam Rogers: You are panicking.
John Tuld: If you're first out the door, that's not called panicking.

Larry Hooper: Lieutenant Colonel Django used funds from the project's black budget to procure prostitutes...
Bill Django: That's a lie!
Larry Hooper: ...and to get drugs for himself and his men.
Bill Django: That... Well, the hooker thing is definitely a lie.

Jim Williams: Livin' here pisses off all the right people.

Jim Williams: This is the dagger that Prince Yussopov used to murder Rasputin. He sliced off his cock and balls with it. True story, and deliciously evil, don't you think?

Lucille Wright: Oh, you're gonna have fun tonight.
Jim Williams: Indeed he is, Lucille.

Jim Williams: Yes, I am "nouveau riche," but then, it's the "riche" that counts, now isn't it?

Jim Williams: Well, that's a very genteel way of asking if I come from old money.
John Kelso: Do you?
Jim Williams: No. I was born in Gordon, Georgia, a little town outside of Macon. My father was a barber, sometimes house builder. My mother was a secretary. What money I have is about eleven years old.

Jim Williams: I'm innocent, John. It's important that you believe that. Do you believe that?
John Kelso: Yes, I do. I'm having trouble getting anyone to talk to me out here, Jim.

Jim Williams: He needed what I gave him and I needed what he gave me.

Lieutenant Chris Sabian: I'm a stranger to you. You have no idea what I am capable of.

Lieutenant Chris Sabian: I can't believe this, I'm just surrounded by a room of people who wanna go in there and kill him. This is the guy who call you friend. I got nothing invested in this. I wonder why that is, or maybe someday we'll find out.

Lieutenant Chris Sabian: I once talked a guy out of blowing up the Sears Tower but I can't talk my wife out of the bedroom or my kid off the phone.

Lieutenant Chris Sabian: You hurt one of them, you burn up any currency you have with me. They're all I care about. Getting you out of here alive... a distant second.

Lieutenant Danny Roman: You working?
Lieutenant Chris Sabian: Sort of. I was negotiating a truce between my wife and daughter.
Lieutenant Danny Roman: Then I'm proved to be easy by comparison.
Lieutenant Chris Sabian: It wouldn't surprise me in the least.

Lieutenant Chris Sabian: You think killing a man gives you the right to negotiate with me?

Lieutenant Chris Sabian: Well I guess you think Butch and Sundance lived too.

Felix Grant: So... How you doin' in there?
Tom Brand: Wait a minute... I'm a CAT.