Quotes from Julie Andrews movies and TV shows

Lt. George 'Youngblood' Carson: My grandmother was a full-blooded Cherokee Indian.
Lili Smith: How exciting.
Lt. George 'Youngblood' Carson: It was for my granddaddy.

Maj. William Larrabee: I thought we'd go on a picnic.
Lili Smith: At 3:00 in the morning?
Maj. William Larrabee: It's the best time. No ants.

Lili Smith: But then, why does he drink?
Maj. William Larrabee: Because he's afraid to fly.
Lili Smith: Then why does he fly?
Maj. William Larrabee: Because he likes to drink.

Mary Poppins: We can't have them gallivanting up there like kangaroos, can we?

Mary Poppins: Our first game is called Well Begun is Half-Done.
Michael: I don't like the sound of that.
Mary Poppins: Otherwise titled Let's Tidy up the Nursery.
Michael: I told you she was tricky.

Mr. Banks: Just a moment, Mary Poppins. What is the meaning of this outrage?
Mary Poppins: I beg your pardon?
Mr. Banks: Will you be good enough to explain all this?
Mary Poppins: First of all, I would like to make one thing quite clear.
Mr. Banks: Yes?
Mary Poppins: I never explain anything.

Mary Poppins: I beg your pardon, are you ill?
George Banks: I hope not.

Mary Poppins: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: A princess never chases a chicken.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Nepotism belongs in the arts, not in plumbing.

Mia Thermopolis: I thought you said you never slide?
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Oh I don't, but I have done a lot of flying in my day.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: The Queen is never late, everybody else is simply early.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I know it's short notice, but you were all dressed.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Dear Joseph, am I too late to ask you to accept my hand in marriage?
Joe: I thought you'd never ask.

Security Guard Lionel: Your Majesty, I would gladly take a bullet for you.
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Oh, how brave. Most interns don't even want to fetch me my tea.

Miranda Frayle: I'm absolutely determined that the Countess of Marshwood shall be the longest, and greatest, role I ever played.
Felicity Marshwood: I do hope you won't find it too much of a strain.
Nigel: Mother.
Felicity Marshwood: I do know what I'm talking about. I've played it for years. I find it a good part, but technically rather exhausting.

Nigel: You don't like her, do you mother?
Felicity Marshwood: Well of course I don't, I think she is a perfect ass.

Miranda Frayle: You planned all this business of Dora dressing up, didn't you, just to belittle me in front of Nigel, to make me look like a fool?
Felicity Marshwood: I rather think you contributed to that rather generously yourself.

Sally Miles: You know, you are sexually notorious.
Tim Culley: Semi-fraudulent reputation - which I do everything I can to encourage.
Sally Miles: Why?
Tim Culley: Because it's the best way for an old man to compete in a young man's world.

Sally Miles: I am going to show my boobies. Are you here to see my boobies?