Quotes from Jon Hamm movies and TV shows

Ted: I wouldn't want to make you explain what our relationship is to all those people. That would suck for you.

Ted: This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a dick.

Tatiana Tasserly: It be-teaches us something about ourselves.
Fletch: Wow. Thank you. I think I have my pull quote.

Herb Overkill: Woah! These guys are pumped!
Scarlett Overkill: Maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story.
Bob the Minion: Bedtime story?
Scarlett Overkill: Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. The pigs encountered a big, bad wolf, who hired the three pigs to come work for her. One day, the pigs did something very stupid, so the wolf huffed, and puffed and she BLEW THEM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! The end.

Brogan: Looks like we're having curly toed weirdo for breakfast.

Hoagie: We gotta join forces. We get Jerry now... or we die.
Bob Callahan: What?
Hoagie: Eventually, you know what I mean. (00:06:35)

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Bob Callahan: You know what, don't touch me when we're on a truce. It's very patronizing.
Jerry Pierce: Yeah, it's a little weird for me too. (00:27:50)

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Bob Callahan: You guys are all twelve-year-olds. (00:47:45)

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Hoagie: Synchronize your watches.
Bob Callahan: I don't know how to do that.
Randy 'Chilli' Cilliano: I don't have a watch.
Kevin Sable: Time is a construct. (00:41:00)

Bob Callahan: No I think she really wants to talk to you. Cause I think girls really like... you know... depressed guys that... still have a name for their bong. (00:45:10)

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FBI S.A. Adam Frawley: This is the "not fucking around" crew so get me something that looks like a print because this "not fucking around" thing is about to go both ways.