Quotes from John Amos movies and TV shows

Captain Meissner: Convict... two things. One - I am Meissner. Two - Never fuck with Meissner. Inside.

Captain Meissner: You'll be issued one bar of soap, two rolls of toilet paper for a month! Somebody steals... turn your ass around! Somebody steals them or you lose them, you will be wiping your ass with your shirt! You have one uniform! Your number is five one zero! Remember it! This is C wing! You will eat, shower, and take yard time with your wing! There's six counts a day! You miss one, you're in the hole! Miss two, and I'll personally put you in the house of pain.

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