Quotes from Hans Conried movies and TV shows

Peter Pan: Well, well, a codfish on a hook.
Captain Hook: I'll get you for this, Pan, if it's the last thing I do.

Captain Hook: Fly! Fly! Fly! You coward.
Peter Pan: Coward! Me?
Captain Hook: Ha-ha-ha! You wouldn't dare fight old Hook man-to-man. You'd fly away like a cowardly sparrow.
Peter Pan: Nobody calls Pan a coward and lives! I'll fight you man-to-man, with one hand behind my back.
Captain Hook: You mean you won't fly?
Wendy: No, don't, Peter! It's a trick.
Peter Pan: I give my word, Hook.
Captain Hook: Good, then let's have at it.

Mrs. Darling: Now, George.
Mr. Darling: "Now, George." "Now, George"! Well, "now, George" will have his say.

Mr. Darling: Wendy, haven't I warned you? Stuffing the boys heads with a lot of silly stories?
Wendy: Oh, but they aren't.
Mr. Darling: I say they are. Captain Crook! Peter Pirate.
Wendy: Peter Pan, Father.
Mr. Darling: Pan... Pirate... Poppycock.
Wendy: Oh, no, Father.
John: Oh my gosh.
Wendy: How can you...?
Mr. Darling: Absolute poppycock.

Captain Hook: A jealous female can be tricked into anything.

Taxidermist: May I help you?
Woody Woodpecker: Yeah. How about a menu?
Taxidermist: I beg your pardon?
Woody Woodpecker: A menu, menu! M-E-N, men. Y-O-U, you. Menu.

Taxidermist: $100,000! Women. Motorcars. Women. Yachts. Women. Mansions. Women.