Quotes from Eric Bogosian movies and TV shows

Barry: Tell me something I-I'm curious. How do you dial a phone with a straitjacket on?

Dan: Barry you should ask me before you put another guest on the show.
Barry: Why?
Dan: Because I'm your boss, that's why.

Barry: We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor. HOOOO-WEEE! Jericho's Pizza, off Route 1-11 at the Jericho Turnpike, they got that pizza you'll never forget, one bite and you don't have to eat for a week. I saw a guy in there the other day combing his hair with the stuff off the plate. Jericho's Pizza.

Barry: I don't care what you think! No one does.

Barry: There's nothing more boring than people who love you.

Barry: Talk Radio! It's the last neighborhood in town, people just don't talk to each other anymore.

Barry: This country is in deep trouble people! This country is rotten to the core and somebody better do something about it! Now I want you to take your hand out of that bowl of Fritos, throw away your National Enquirer, and pick up the phone.

More Talk Radio quotes

Travis Dane: They fired me! Broke into my lab! Confiscated everything! Told me the technology was NON-ESSENTIAL! Well they wanted it! They're gonna GET IT.

David Trilling: They said you were dead.
Travis Dane: Yeah, very restful, no phone calls. Now you two have been very naughty. atac has strict rules about employees becoming involved with each other.
David Trilling: Is that what this is about?
Travis Dane: Ugh, yeah, right! I uh... faked my own death and hijacked a passenger train because I care about who YOU'RE fucking! No, I was just wondering what other rules you might be willing to break.

Mercenary: Something's coming in. Intermittent signals, very faint.
Penn: F-117s. Stealths.
Travis Dane: They found us! Casey Fucking Ryback.
Penn: Shoot 'em down.
Travis Dane: I'd have to unlock Grazer from Washington. I don't have the transponder numbers! I can't target them! They'd kill all the hostages.

Travis Dane: I was smarter than all of you before I worked there. I was smarter than all of you while I worked there. And I'm still smarter than all of you.

Travis Dane: Boom. Earthquake in mid-air.
Penn: That is the goddamndest thing I've ever seen.

Penn: Plus one. Could be a girlfriend or a child.
Travis Dane: Could be his wife or something.
Penn: A man doesn't call his wife plus one.
Travis Dane: So, what? You looking for some, babe?
Penn: Some bait.

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