Quotes from Daniel Roebuck movies and TV shows

Jay Leno: I may look stupid, but I'm Italian. I know how to find information.

The Count: You're very kind.
Herman Munster: Thank you.
The Count: The kind I don't need.

Jim Grover: It's quints.

Feck: I killed a girl, it was no accident. Put a gun to the back of her head and blew her brains right out the front. I was in love.
Samson: I strangled mine.
Feck: Did you love her?
Samson: She was okay.