Quotes from Carroll O'Connor movies and TV shows

Archie Bunker: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but you are one dumb Polack.

Archie Bunker: Silence is golden, so stifle thy self.

Archie Bunker: You're a regular Edgar Allen Polack.

Archie Bunker: Everyone I like stays the hell away from me.

Archie Bunker: You worse than that hebe congressman Sam Irving.

Archie Bunker: In my bed I stay, 'til death us do part.

Archie Bunker: She ain't gonna saying nothing more because the smoke has given her an attack of, what do you call, laryngosis.

Archie Bunker: God can do anything! He can turn your jawbone into an ass.

Archie Bunker: What she done was wrong and she gotta be punished. For the next two weeks, no out after school. No out at all. If you find yourself having fun at something, stop it. And no delicious foods for three weeks. You only gotta eat the terrible foods that are good for you. And then no TV for a week. And the next week, and this is gonna be tougher: educational TV only.

Gloria Stivic: Daddy, what I don't understand is how can the Duke be alive if he threw himself on a grenade?
Archie Bunker: 'Cause it was an Italian grenade. It was a dud like everything else them Pasta-Fazoos made.

Archie Bunker: A man should always listen to his wife.
Edith Bunker: Archie, I.
Archie Bunker: Dummy up.

Archie Bunker: Go out and get me a beer.
Edith: Can or bottle?
Archie: We never buy bottles.

Gloria: Do you know that sixty percent of all deaths in America are caused by guns?
Archie Bunker: Would it make you feel any better, little girl, if they was pushed out of windows?

Archie Bunker: Say there, Rosemarie.
Stephanie: Stephanie.
Archie Bunker: Whatever.

Archie Bunker: I got bigger fish to fly.

Archie Bunker: You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You're getting a cavity in your brain.

Archie Bunker: You gotta grab the bull by the corns.

Mike Stivic: You know, you are totally incomprehensible.
Archie Bunker: Maybe so, but I make a lot of sense.

Mike Stivic: Archie, if there is a God, how come there's so much unhappiness in the world?
Archie Bunker: If there is a God how come there's so much unhappiness in the world? Uh... uh... hey, Edith... If there is a God, how come there's so much unhappiness in the world?

Mike Stivic: In today's society, people throw things out because they don't work.
Archie Bunker: Well you don't work, maybe we should throw you out.