Quotes from Alex Rocco movies and TV shows

Jonathan: I thought he was KGB from Russia.
Al: He's a CPA from Encino... are you Crazy?

Jonathan: Oh, Dad, I'm sorry. It was in my backpack when I jumped into the moat.
Maria: You, uh, jumped into a moat?
Al: You jumped in a moat with my Nikon?
Jonathan: Yeah, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I had to... I... it's kind of a long story.
Al: I've got all night.