Tess Trainer: I hate L.A. All they do is snort coke and talk.
Sherri Shepard: Wouldn't it be a trip if Alex Trebek bought a nude painting of me?
Earl Piggot: You know, I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad, middle aged ass anymore.
Doreen Piggot: Don't talk to me like that and don't you come back here! I'm not taking you back no more, understand? No more, I'm not taking you back.
Earl Piggot: I'm not coming back.
Doreen Piggot: Slobbering over Honey like that, it was so embarrassing.
Earl Piggot: I never touched Honey.
Doreen Piggot: I didn't say you touched her, I said you slobbered on her.
Gene Shepard: That was a 35 dollar belt.
Marian Wyman: Are you cheating Ralph?
Dr. Ralph Wyman: No, Marian. You cheat. Remember?
Lois Kaiser: Don't you want me to lick your balls for you?
