Little Nicky (2000)

Adrian: At the stroke of midnight, my father will be completely deteriorated, and all your souls will be mine. Soon you will see things more horrible than you can even imagine. [Looks into the crowd and sees Nipples erotically dancing.] Well maybe not that horrible, but still pretty bad.

Phaneron ★

Nicky: How can I win? Adrian is stronger and smarter than me.
Holly: Stronger? Yes. Smarter? Definitely. But, you have something that he doesn't have.
Nicky: A speech impediment?

Deacon: Why do you taunt me with your darkness? Your evil is stinkin' up our streets! The end is near! We are all gonna die.

Regis Philbin: So, I was driving to work today. Some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off. So, I followed him. When he got out of his car, I run up behind this guy and I start bashing his brains in with this bat! Did you ever see The Untouchables? I was DeNiro.

Nicky: Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?

Mr. Beefy: Look, it's okay for me to shit in the street, but you gotta use a toilet.
Nicky: Okay.

Sylvia Lopez: The Mayor's office today, in conjunction with the New York Board of Tourism, unveiled its new motto to replace the long-standing "I Love New York" slogan. "I Love Hookers" will now be the city's catchphrase.

Bishop73

Mr. Beefy: You love acting, I love pissing.

Adrian: I hear a train a-comin'.

Valerie: Now why don't you give that nice man his flask back?
Street Vendor: And what you gonna do if I don't? Bite me with yo' ssssnaaggletooth?

Peter: Did you check out the dragon mouth?
John: The Dark Prince is here.

Nicky: Adrian, you froze the fire gate, and dad is dying. So, get your booty back home or else.
Adrian: You can't talk tough, Nicky. Even the voice inside your head has a speech impediment.

Chubbs: You mambo?
Nicky: No, I don't think so.
Chubbs: It's all in the hips, it's all in the hips, it's all in the hips.

Lucifer: Everything's fine? Who are you bullshitting? The last time you said everything's fine, the Renaissance happened.

Jenna: That guy is still the biggest horndog.

WNYH Reporter: What made you want to come and see the Globetrotters today, son?
Boy: I came for the beer and the bitches.

Peeper: Hi Diddley Dee, are those things for me?

Whitey the Referee: Guess what, cornrows? Technical foul! You're out of here.

Valerie: Nicky.
Nicky: Valerie.
Valerie: What are you doing?
Nicky: I think I'm floating.
Valerie: Why would you be floating?
Nicky: Maybe it's because of this cake I ate earlier.

Adrian: Grandpa Lucifer always said it was better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven. Well, I'm tired of serving in Hell.