Detective James Carter: Freeze, or I'll blow your ass cheeks off.
George: I'm sorry, I won't be here when you get back... my wife says I can't be a spy anymore. I have to be home for dinner.
Detective James Carter: Everybody was Kung fu fighting! That man was fast as lightning.
Detective James Carter: How do you say surrender in Chinese?
Genevieve: I have never been with an American man before.
Detective James Carter: Neither have I.
Detective James Carter: Lee I got a big problem man this guys on steroids! His head is as big as Barry Bonds.
George: The truth is I am a driver. Nothing more. This is my destiny. I will never know what it's like to be an American, never know what it feels like to kill with no reason.
Detective James Carter: Lee, I'm going to kill you if we die.
Detective James Carter: I don't know what you been feedin' him, but he is too damn big.
Detective James Carter: We need to get her to relax.
Chief Inspector Lee: Maybe we should put on a dirty movie.
Detective James Carter: Lee.
Chief Inspector Lee: Only $9.95.
Detective James Carter: Come on, Crouching Tiger! Don't you hide that dragon.
Detective James Carter: Holy Mother of Jesus! She's a man! I went to second base with a damn Frenchman.
Genevieve: I'm going to go into the bathroom and make myself more comfortable.
Detective James Carter: Need some matches?
Chief Inspector Lee: You know nothing about me.
Kenji: I do know that you don't have a wife or kids, you have nothing, just like me.
Detective James Carter: I wouldn't say nothing. He has me his brother from another mother.
Detective James Carter: No wonder Lance Armstrong came all the way here to ride a bike.
Detective James Carter: You can't be black. There's a height requirement.
Detective James Carter: It's over Reynard, you know what it's like for old men in prison. They call you Pops, they make you work in the library, your best friend is gonna be a mouse.
Detective James Carter: Don't move or I'll shoot you and the Temptations.
Chosen answer: He gave them body cavity searches.
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