Penelope: I go to Oral Roberts.
Juan Castillo: Oral Roberts? Is that like Anal Johnson? Because I have done that a few times. Or was it Dirty Sanchez? Yes. It was that.
Juan: Ok. Juan Castillo... went to jail... for having sex with a goat. Ok? It that what you wanted to hear? We lived on a farm! And I got lonely! We were just a couple of crazy kids.
Lars: What happened to the Jacuzzi?
Answer: Fairly standard misinformation tactic. You'd prefer they revealed the actual killer on the cover?
Rooster of Doom