Lenny Nero: Right now his frontal lobes are like two runny eggs.
Lenny: Have you ever been in love with someone who didn't return that love?
Mace: Yeah, Lenny, I have.
Lenny: It didn't stop you from loving them, right? Or being able to understand them or forgive them?
Mace: I guess.
Philo: The only time a whore should open her mouth is when she is giving head.
Max Peltier: The issue isn't whether you're paranoid, but whether you're paranoid enough.
Lenny Nero: Look... everyone needs to take a walk to the dark end of the street sometimes, it's what we are.
Mace: Memories are meant to fade. They're designed that way for a reason.
Max: The issue's not whether you're paranoid, Lenny, I mean look at this shit, the issue is whether you're paranoid enough.
Jeriko One: You love that red, white, and blue, but you hate that black, black, black.
Strickland: You're a disappointment, Nero. But you know what disappoints me more?
Lenny Nero: Your sex life?
Tick: One man's mundane and desperate existence is another man's Technicolor.
Lenny: His ass is so tight, when he farts only dogs can hear it.
Lenny Nero: Are we still friends?
Mace: I don't know Lenny. You see, friendship is more than one person constantly doing favors for another.
Lenny: I am the magic man. I am your link to the subconscious. I have what you want. I can get you what you can't have.
Faith: I like the feeling of someone watching me.
Lenny Nero: Two million years of human evolution and that's the best idea you can come up with.
Lenny Nero: Bullet-resistant? What ever happened to bullet-proof?
Faith: You wanna watch or you gonna do?
Max: He's still workin' the party... actin' smooth like nothin's nothin'.
Lenny Nero: This is what we laughingly refer to as a plan, right?
Talk radio host: Now, just so the, the rest of us know how much time is left, when is the rapture supposed to hit exactly? Is it midnight New Year's Eve?
Lori: That's right.
Talk radio host: Aha. Is that midnight L.A. time or, or Eastern Standard Time, or what? I mean, what timezone is God in anyway?
Answer: Iris had gone to Tick to get a copy made before going back to Philo. Philo burned the master, so the copy she gave to Lenny was the only one left.
Captain Defenestrator