Sex Shop Salesman: Hey, you taste it, you're gonna buy it, all right?
Paul: A hundred-and-seventy-five-dollar-a-month rent increase! How are we going to pay that?
Mary: Don't worry. We can live on your insta-cash card for a month or so.
Paul: Don't you remember? It was canceled for non-payment.
Paul: Mary, I just killed a man.
Mary: He was a man. Now he's just a bag of garbage.
Susan - Swinger in Fur: We're into B&D but not S&M. We met at the A&P.
Sex Shop Salesman: Le Orgy Gel comes in lemon, mint, cherry or trail mix.
Paul: Trail mix?
Sex Shop Salesman: I was making a joke.
Sex Shop Customer: Have you got the latest issue of Nuns and Nazis?
Sex Shop Salesman: Tuesday.
Paul: It's amazing what you can do with a cheap piece of meat if you know how to treat it.
Opening Narration: Hollywood, California. Home to the rich and powerful. Yet so popular with the broken and destitute. Here sex - hunger is reflected in every aspect of daily life, and instant gratification is tirelessly pursued. A center of casual violence and capricious harassment. Where rampant vice and amorality permeate every strata of society... It is a known fact that prolonged exposure to just such a psychopathic environment will eventually warp even the most normal and decent among us.
Paul: Why don't you go to bed, honey? I'll bag the Nazi and straighten up.
