Spider-Ham: Do animals talk in this dimension? Cause I don't wanna freak anyone out.
Spider-Ham: That's all, folks.
Peter B. Parker: Is he allowed to say that? Legally?
Stan: That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is indeed without a doubt, a real superhero.
Gwen Stacy: What a pig.
Spider-Ham: I'm right here!
Peter B. Parker: This kid can turn himself invisible! Watch this, he can do it... now!
Miles Morales: I can't do it on command...
Peter B. Parker: He can't do it on command! But it is cool. Show them the zappy thing, Miles.
Miles Morales: I can't do it on command.
Peter B. Parker: He can't do it on command! But he can do so much more, like what else do you do?
Miles Morales: Just those two things.
Peter B. Parker: Just those two things.
Peter B. Parker: One thing I know for sure: don't do it like me. Do it like you.
Spider-Man Noir: Hey, fellas.
Miles Morales: Is he in black and white?
Peter B. Parker: Where is that wind coming from? We're in a basement.
Spider-Man Noir: Wherever I go, the wind follows. And the wind... smells like rain.
Peni Parker: Konichiwa.
Peter B. Parker: Mine was like this, but take away the jeep, the plane. Imagine it way smaller. Imagine a futon. I feel sad for this guy.
Answer: It's a boarding school, but Miles wants to return to his old school. Miles made a deal with his dad that he would attend the new school and stay there during the week, even though he could commute as they don't live too far away. In return, he is permitted to go home at the weekend.