Richie Tozier: Go blow your dad, you mullet wearing asshole. (01:07:15)
Eddie Kaspbrak: My sickness? O-Okay what sickness, mom? [Pulls out bottle of pills.] Know what these are? They're gazebos! They're bullshit. (01:39:55)
Pennywise: This isn't real enough for you, Billy? I'm not real enough for you?
Richie Tozier: Holy shit!
Pennywise: It was real enough for Georgie! (01:25:15)
Stanley Uris: When you're a kid, you think that you'll always be... protected, and cared for. Then, one day, you realise that's not true. If you open your eyes, you will see what we're going through. 'Cause when you're alone as a kid, the monsters see you as weaker. You don't even know they're getting closer. Until it's too late.
Richie Tozier: I hear the list is longer than my wang.
Stanley Uris: That's not saying much. (00:39:55)
Richie Tozier: Welcome to the losers club, asshole! [hits Pennywise with a bat in the face]. (01:59:40)
Richie Tozier: Eddie was nearly killed! And look at this motherfucker! He's leaking Hamburger Helper! (01:28:00)
Pennywise: Hiya Georgie! What a nice boat. Do you want it back?
Georgie: Um... Yes, please.
Pennywise: You look like a nice boy, I bet you have a lot of friends.
Georgie: Three... but my brother is my bestest best.
Pennywise: Where is he?
Georgie: In bed. Sick.
Pennywise: I bet I can cheer him up! I'll give him a balloon. Do you want a ballon too, Georgie?
Georgie: I'm not supposed to take stuff from strangers.
Pennywise: Oh! Well, I'm Pennywise, the dancing clown. "Pennywise?" "Yes?", "Meet Georgie." "Georgie, meet Pennywise." Now we aren't strangers. Are we?
Georgie: What are you doing in the sewer?
Pennywise: A storm blew me away. Blew the whole circus away. Can you smell the circus, Georgie? There's peanuts... cotton candy... hot dogs... and...
Georgie: Popcorn?
Pennywise: Popcorn! Is that your favorite?
Georgie: Uh-huh.
Pennywise: Mine too! Because they pop! Pop, pop! Pop, pop! Pop, pop, pop!
Georgie: Pop!
[Both laugh then Pennywise makes a weird face.]
Georgie: Um... I should get going now.
Pennywise: Oh! Without your boat? You don't wanna lose it, Georgie. Bill's gonna kill you! Here. Take it. Take it, Georgie. (00:06:10)
[Kids throw away their schoolbooks and supplies.]
Stanley Uris: Best feeling, ever!
Richie Tozier: Yeah? Try tickling your pickle for the first time. (00:12:50)
Richie Tozier: Glad I got to meet you before you died. (00:36:25)
Beverly Marsh: I'm not afraid of you!
Pennywise: You will be. (01:46:05)
Ben Hanscom: Derry is not like any town I've been in before. They did a study once, and it turns out... people die or disappear, six times the national average.
Beverly Marsh: You read that?
Ben Hanscom: And that's just grown ups. Kids are worse. Way, way worse. (00:45:50)
Leroy Hanlon: There are two places you can be in this world. You can be out here like us, or you can be in there, like them. You waste time hemming and hawing, and someone else is gonna make that choice for you. Except you won't know it, until you feel that bolt between your eyes. (00:10:40)
Georgie Denbrough: Bill? If you'll come with me, you'll float, too.
Bill Denbrough: Georgie?
Georgie Denbrough: You'll float, too! You'll float, too! You'll float, too. (00:58:45)
Bill Denbrough: Don't be a w-w-wuss. I'd come with you if I weren't [coughs] dying. (00:01:20)
Richie Tozier: Wait, can only virgins see this stuff? Is that why I'm not seeing this shit? (01:04:55)
Richie Tozier: Get in there Dr. K, come on, fix him up.
Eddie Kaspbrak: Yeah, why don't you shut the fuck up Einstein, because I actually know what I'm doing.
Richie Tozier: Pip pap tally ho, my good fellas!
Richie Tozier: You hit me in the face, you made me walk through shitty water, you dragged me through a fucking crackhead house, and now... I'm gonna have to kill this fucking clown. Welcome to the losers club, asshole! [Hits Pennywise in the face with a bat].
Ben Hanscom: I thought you said you wanted to get out of this town too.
Beverly Marsh: Because I want to run towards something, not away.
Richie Tozier: I'm sorry, but who invited Molly Ringwald into the group?
[Beverly flips Richie off.]
