Samantha: Do I look any older?
Jim Baker: No, I wouldn't say so.
The Geek: Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no.
Samantha: I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.
Samantha: When you don't have anything, you don't have anything to lose. Right?
Randy: That's a cheerful thought.
Brenda Baker: Can you remember to turn off the stove in twenty minutes?
Samantha: I can remember lots of things.
Long Duk Dong: Ohhh, sexy girlfriend... Bonzai.
The Geek: Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.
Answer: Yes. It's a wig. Haviland Morris is a redhead.
Ray
Ok thank you.