W.F. Gerald: Find a window. Pounce.
Greg Sestero: You are a fucking villain, you fucking Frankenstein-looking motherfucker. (01:16:15)
Beca: Guys, we've never competed against bands that actually have instruments. So what's the plan?
Serenity: Aw, you guys just sing other people's songs, right? Like karaoke? That's so cute.
Calamity: I'm Calamity. This is Serenity, Veracity, and Charity.
Fat Amy: If I joined your group I could be obesity.
Chucky: Kyle?
Kyle: Andy sent me. We're gonna have some fun.
Gardner: I have to make decisions like what's best for the family.
Ray Dussette: Why would you build a self destruct on this space station?
Jake Lawson: In case this space station fell back to earth.
Joan: God gave up on us, sweetheart, so I gave up on God.
Brainy Smurf: We don't know how long we could be down here, so whatever you do, don't eat all your rations.
Clumsy Smurf: I just ate all my rations!
Hefty Smurf: What... Why would you do that?
Clumsy Smurf: I'm stress eating.
Spider: I want my shit back.
Steve Ford: I want my dog back.
Sean: They said it was just gonna be a easy grab.
Vincent: Well, it ain't no easy grab, they got T.
Lee Strobel: Lee Strobel - Okay God, you win.
Edwin: You ever worried we might shoot all the wrong people?
Flake: You wanna know what I think about? How when something terrible happens somewhere, and there's all those flags, and flowers, and candles, and pictures of people who died, and pages of sayings and poems, all that shit lined up for months. That's what I think about.
Ben Bradlee: He says we can't, I say we can. There, you're caught up.
Ingrid Thorburn: Talk about something cool, like food or clothes or Joan Didion.
Grey Trace: See, you thought I was a cripple but you didn't know that I'm a ninja.
Stem: While I am state of the art, I am not a ninja.
Gunny Martin: They're not even dogs anymore. They're warriors, and they come back with all the same issues we do.
Teen On Bus: What are you looking at, grandad?
Brian Reader: Just a couple of cartoon characters.
Quan Ngoc Minh: Politicians and terrorists, they are just 2 ends of the same snake.
Quan Ngoc Minh: What's the difference?
Liam Hennessy: There is a difference.
Liam Hennessy: One end bites and the other doesn't.