Mr. Poppy: Santastic.
Justin: I look like somebody hit me in the face with Lil Wayne.
Moza: Good evening, a table for one?
Cuenca: I see you're good at math.
Ray Henderson: Listen, you! This is Northern Soul, not Northern Arsehole.
Apa: If you can't beat them at their game, beat them at yours.
Dave Skylark: You got fucked by Robocop, dude.
Jackson: Mm mm mm, what ever happened to "never date a cop?"
Caroline: Who said anything about a date.
Neville Baraka: What about your family?
Jim Bennett: I got all I could get.
Neville Baraka: Can I get the money from them? If I send you to Mexico, you know, 'Oh my God! I don't know what happened to him!' Get my friend Valario to mail 'em your dick.
Jim Bennett: My family don't make the money because they pay up easily.
Neville Baraka: Apparently that's genetic.
Glenn Kenneth: Please don't hurt me. I have two kittens.
Vera Brittain: At college, more than anywhere else, one was likely to make the friendships that supported one through life.
Holden: Neither benign nor merciful.
Proculus: You're brave, I'll give you that, but no savage can ever be a match for a Roman.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: You ever see me play Top Gun? Not a pretty sight.
Alice Taylor: You don't love me. You just want to control me.
Jagat Janani: What is your name?
P.K.: I don't have any name. But I don't know why people called me PK... Pk.
Sir Lancelot: Sir Lancelot, at your service.
Teddy Roosevelt: Theodore Roosevelt, President of the United States of America.
Sir Lancelot: I have no idea what that means.
Josh Wheaton: Only a real risk can test the reality of a belief.