Kili: Aren't you going to search me? I could have anything down my trousers.
Tauriel: Or nothing.
Gary King: Why don't you just get back in your rocket, and fuck off back to Legoland, you cunts!
Jane Foster: [slaps Loki.] That was for New York!
Loki: I like her.
Roman Pearce: Better hide your baby oil.
Luke Hobbs: Better hide that big-ass forehead.
Niki Lauda: A wise man can learn more from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
Jordan Belfort: I fucked her brains out... For eleven seconds.
Mayor Hostetler: You know, women call men dogs. That's to suggest we're somehow untrustworthy or disloyal. But a dog is anything but. And if men are dogs, what the goddamn hell does that make women? You've ever seen a bitch in heat? She will grind herself across the grass to try and get her that itch. And she can find a way to sneak out of the backyard, as any dog will do.
Jack Harper: How can man die better: than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods.
Sally: I created you, Jack. I am your god.
Jack Harper: Fuck you, Sally.
Bass: The law says you have the right to hold a n****r, but begging the law's pardon... It lies. Is everything right because the law allows it? Suppose they'd pass a law taking away your liberty and making you a slave?
Edwin Epps: Ha!
Bass: Suppose!
Edwin Epps: That ain't a supposable case.
Bass: Because the law states that your liberties are undeniable? Because society deems it so? Laws change. Social systems crumble. Universal truths are constant. It is a fact, it is a plain fact that what is true and right is true and right for all. White and black alike.
Freddie Shapp: You're on the 2 AM to 5 AM slot.
Ron Burgundy: What? That's the graveyard shift!
Brick Tamland: I ain't afraid of no ghost!
Jonah Hill: Dear God, it's me, Jonah Hill... From Moneyball.
J. Daniel Atlas: Come in close. Closer. Because the more you'll think you see, the easier it'll be to fool you.
Stig: Just because you put your finger in your belly button and brown shit comes out don't mean it's your asshole.
Olaf: I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!
Kristoff: Those are my legs.
Walter Mitty: To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life.
Mullins: That cat took one look at your shitty shitty life, and said nooooo fucking thanks.
