Mr. Rzykruski: Back home, everyone is scientist. Even my plumber wins Nobel Prize. Your country does not make enough scientist. Always needs more. You should be a scientist, Victor.
Claude Garcia: But I love you.
Esther Artole: No. It's not me you love. It's an image. An image in your head.
Jim Grant: Secrets are a dangerous thing, Ben. We all think we want to know them, but if you've kept one to yourself, you come to understand that doing so, you may learn something about someone else, but you also discover something about yourself. I hope you're ready for that.
Joyce Brewster: You want me to go to one of Gayle's miserable singles event? That's what you want? You want me whoring myself out? Put on a thong?
Andrew Brewster: I'm going to sleep now, Ma.
Marshall Gaza: I was once a sinner.
Angel: Damn right, you were! Cherry Gaza. You all virgin eater.
Marshall Gaza: You whore of Babylon! You painted cat! You womb of vipers! The smell of Jezebel has no power over me now.
Joe Gargery: London, what a place... Course I wouldn't keep a pig in it myself.
Archie: Damn, baby. Feel like you're playing piano on my dick, like you're playing Mozart.
Curtis: Here. You want to take that one down to the basement, dude? I'm coming with you. Let's go.
Finn: [Hearing the statement Alexis made earlier] "People get really good deals if they find, like, a dead body in the basement". The basement level in Dragons and Warriors is a prison filled with ghosts.
Curtis: Yeah, well, the basement in a real life is just a basement. You can do it. (00:07:56)
Robbie: He does not like you.
Ben: What? Who? Who does not like me?
Robbie: You'll find out.
Alex: Their girls their somebody's daughter, somebody's sister, they are not hajis.
The Major: Perhaps, sir, since out little caper is far from over, perhaps we should consider removing the cartilage.
Harry Deane: Don't be an ass, man. I'm hardly likely to be hit in the face a third time.
The Major: Uh, that was the third time, sir.
Harry Deane: This isn't a math class.
Emily: I can't just do whatever I want. There are rules.
Sean: Break the rules.
Brenda Hesson: There are all kinds of sons. Some are born to you, some just occur to you.
Andrew Scott: From this moment on, you are no longer a slave to the government. From this moment on, your mind is your own. From this moment on, you will seek vengeance from your oppressors. Freedom is yours.
Cheryl: Now I'm converting to Judaism.
Mark O'Brien: Well, it's good to have some kind of insurance.
Luke: He can get his own girl and his own kid, that's every man's right.
Joe: You know what this is like? Really just like high school, but instead of French homework, it's my dick.
Katie: Well, that's not true, because French was actually hard.