Best movie quotes of 2005

Eugene: I have done some screwing in here I guess.

Hollywood Henderson: Katelin.
Katelin Kingsford: Et tu, Hollywood?

Pete Van Heuten: Yo-ho-ho, mofo.

Matt Stifler: Bite my nuts and call me Skippy.

Majeed: I was the funniest one in school... and the funniest one in explosives training.

Loki: Thanks for dropping by.
Museum Security Guard: Dropping?
Loki: Bye.

DJay: Is a pig's pussy pork?

Girl at Party: Your doing that babbling thing again.
Teddy Harwood: I think babbling is cool.

'Colonel' Tom Parker: Let's face it, son. The records aren't doing what they used to and the movie aren't doing much better.
Elvis Presley: That's probably because of all this material you keep shovin' down my throat, Colonel. Hell, you can't polish a turd.

Alexsie Kutchinov: We have a saying in my country - don't blame the baker, when the butcher bakes the bread.
John Tuliver: What the hell does that mean?
Alexsie Kutchinov: It means you're fucked.

Marienne Hotchkiss: Dance is a very powerful drug Mr. Keane. If embraced judiciously, it can exorcise demons, access deep seated emotions and color your life in joyous shades of brilliant magenta that you never knew existed. But, one must shoulder its challenges with intrepid countenance if one is ever to reap its rewards.

Louis Howe: Why are you a Democrat?
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The Democratic Party is the party of the people, and I'm a man of the people.
Louis Howe: You're a Roosevelt. Since when does a Roosevelt know about people?

Penguin: Wwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Roland Sharp: I gave up alcohol about ten years ago.
Molly McCarthy: Didn't like yourself when you were drinking, huh?
Roland Sharp: Hell, I loved myself when I was drinking. It was the other people that had the problem.

Bernard Berkman: How do you know they were both Frank's?
Ms. Lemon: Well, I suppose it's possible other kids are masturbating and spreading their semen around the school as well... It's possible, but, uh, somewhat unlikely.
Bernard Berkman: Oh, it happens, I'm sure, much more than we know.
Joan Berkman: Bernard, have you ever done anything like this?
Bernard Berkman: I'm not going to answer that.

Romy White: Why am I the only one who sees how great I am?

Jack: At least you can see.
Trip: Yeah, well at least you can jack off.

Tim: One, two, three, four, five, SIX.

André: It's difficult to love yourself, when nobody shows you how.

Patrick: Sorry, Mrs. Natolly. Tamara wants you dead.