Meredith: I have a hard time trusting men.
Trent: I'm not men. I'm not a group. I'm just me.
Cliff: Who wants to do a bong... how about you.
Inspector Frank Bumstead: So Husselbeck, what kind of killer do you think stops to save a dying fish?
Darryl: They killed my baby. He got involved with that whole east coast-west coast thing, and being that he is so Chicago they both banged on him.
Ricky Hayman: Good. Better. Best. Never let it rest, 'til your good is Better and your better is best.
Kate Gulden: Thank you for the world so sweet.Thank you for the food we eat.Thank you for the birds that sing.Thank you, God, for everything.
Gov. Jack Stanton: You know as well as I do, that plenty of people playing this game, they don't think that way. They're willing to sell their souls, crawl through sewers, lie to people, divide them, play on their worst fears for nothing! Just for the prize.
Wei: Do not confuse luck with skill.
François Pignon: Do you sleep with all your editors?
Pierre Brochant: None of your damn business.
Steve Rubell: Prison can be so fucking dull at night.
Gwen Cromwell Piper: You are not a witch.
Marnie Cromwell: Oh, yes, I am, no thanks to you. You were going to let my powers go away forever.
Stevenson Lowe: So what went wrong?
Lily Marlowe: Well, Max has his faults. There were many women to whom he was not, shall we say, indifferent.
Stevenson Lowe: But you knew that, I mean, you knew that.
Lily Marlowe: I thought it would pass. I think it's a sad loss that men have such an aptitude for love coupled with such an inability for managing it properly.
Dr. Laura Baker: The alien DNA infected us, it's about time we infected them.
Sandra: You'd better hurry up. Tell me something to make me love you.
Sid: I'm no role model. I'm a junkie and a thief.
Lady Juliana: You're mad.
Ruber: I'm so glad you noticed. I've been working at it for years.
Popov: We're Russians! We demand you take us to the Russian imbecile.
Natalya: It's "Embassy," imbecile.
Narrator: Do you know where you are?
Mohammed Ali Jinnah: I believe I have some idea.
Dr. Harry Adams: Calling Dr. Halperine... Dr. Beth Halperine... Please return to reality.
Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: We've got people in this country that can't even buy a meal! Ask a brother who's been downsized if he's gettin' any deal. Or a white boy bustin' ass till they put him in his grave, he ain't gotta be a black boy to be livin' like a slave.