James Leeds: Do you think there's someplace where we can meet that's not in silence and not in sound?
Seth Brundle: My teeth have begun to fall out. The medicine cabinet is now the Brundle Museum of Natural History. You wanna see what else is in it?
Marjorie: No talking to the animal.
Laura J. Kelly: Don't lose him.
Tom Logan: I'm not going to lose him. Where is he?
Paul Stephens: Incredible! Dr. Strangelove is in there hitting on my mother, and watching my tapes.
Carol: We'll take my car. It starts every time.
Ken Kessler: I mean, what the hell's the point of being a decent person when no-one is? Let's be assholes and get rich.
Hercule Poirot: Have you ever noticed a secret passage that does not start in the library?
Roberto: I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream.
Hercule Poirot: Mr. South.
Eddie South: "Eddie"'s fine.
Hercule Poirot: Mr. South.