Adolf Hitler: Are you mad? Are you insane?
Sheriff Joe Bob Thomas: Poachin' and killin's two different things.
T.J. Bracken: Ain't much difference killin' gators or killin' coonies. Just a little messier, that's all.
Josef Goebbels: The heart of Germany has ceased to beat. The fuhrer is dead.
Harold DeMilo: Are you blackmailing me Mr Mahoney?
Curtis Mahoney: Goodness no... I'm just an average person with an above average curiosity... and of course I don't make make friends easy.
Lee: You were always so sweet to me, at Daddy's legendary Sunday lunches.
Philip: I can still see you sitting on Olivia DeHavilland's lap.
Laura Baxter: This one who's blind. She's the one that can see.
Frank Harmon: Miss... I don't pick up hitchhikers.
Breezy: That's the best news I've heard all day.
Mike: You'll like Bath... better class of fuck in Bath.
Mohamed Larbi Slimane: The revolution is like a bicycle, when it stops it falls.
Vickie Allessio: I'm beginning to sound like a wife.
Gator McKlusky: Only two things in the world I'm scared of.
Sheriff Connors: Only scared of two things, what's that?
Gator McKlusky: Women and the police.
Ray: See that man! That's fuckin' pigs blood. If I was scared it would have been my blood.
Hatcher: So, you finally made it. Do you know what time it is?
Det. Thorn: You tell me. You're the only one here who has a wristwatch.
Hatcher: I can't. The damn thing won't run.
Mr. Bromley: It's not enough to boggle David, actions speak louder than boggles.
Charlie Brown: Holidays always depress me.
Sally Brown: I know what you mean. I went down to buy a turkey tree and all they have are things for Christmas.
Charlie Brown: For Christmas, already?