Announcer: The dogs are going into their starting boxes. Now they're on edge for this race. Bill's Bunion looks a little sore. Pneumatic Tire's rounding into shape. Father's Moustache looks a little droopy. Motorman's Glove will have a hand in it. Bride's Biscuit is hard as a rock. Grandpa's Folly is out of it. He's being scratched.
Pluto's Angel: Kindness to animals, my friend, will be rewarded in the end.
Yosemite Sam: I paid my four bits to see the high-diving act and I'm a-gonna see the high-diving act.
Older James: I remember that winter because it had brought the heaviest snows I had ever seen. Snow had fallen steadily all night long and in the morning I woke in a room filled with light and silence, the world seemed to be held in a dream-like stillness. It was a magical day. And it was on that day I made the snowman.
Black Adam: You fight for the Wizard?
Superman: I fight for those who can't fight for themselves.
Porky Pig: Listen, my children, and you shall hear 'The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere'.
Wallace: No cheese, Gromit! Not a bit in the house.
Elmer Fudd: Doggone you, old, mean wabbit.
Daffy Duck: Yes, sir. Daffy Duck, personal representative of the biggest discovery since the Sweater Girl. He's colossal! Stupendous! One might even go so far as to say... he's mediocre. I give you that paragon of pep and personality, Sleepy Lagoon.
Sylvester: First, I am happy, for I am to marry the fair Melissa. Then, I am furious, because I despise the Scarlet P-P-Pumpernickel.
Mr. Stork: Here we are, now. Please don't crowd each other. Pick out the ewe that you like best, and she will be your mother.
Joann: Hi, I'm Joann, my favorite color is fluorescent beige. I'm already in the music business, shoot, I'm just here to get my GED.
Commandant: You there, what is your number?
Stan: Hollywood-4368.
Bugs Bunny: Is there a doctor in the house? Is there a doctor in the house?
Doctor in audience: I'm a doctor.
Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, doc?
Louise: Philip has but one weakness - women. At the sight of a pretty girl he has spots before his eyes.
Bugs Bunny: Like the man said: Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.