Jonathan Harker: You make it very difficult for me. After all, I'm a guest here. If I'm to help you, I must have a reason.
Vampire Woman: A reason! You ask for a reason? Is it not reason enough that he locks me up in this house, holds me against my will? You can have no idea what an evil man he is... or of the terrible things he does.
Father Perez: The loveliest masterpiece of the heart of God is the heart of a mother.
Bernadette 'Bernie' Walsh: This is sick, Helen! This isn't one of your fairytales, a woman got killed here.
Dr. Eric Price: I do not believe in anything I cannot see or study.
Woman: What's a mother to do? Lazy brat sits in her room all day, sewing dolls. Children misbehaving in the basement! And one in the wall, doing his business God knows where. You kids will be the death of me... the death of me.
Ed Warren: Come on, Bill. You're not a psychiatrist, and we're not here to talk about my father. What do you say we get down to business?
Steve Andrews: You sure you want to go with me?
Jane Martin: Yes.
Steve Andrews: I wouldn't give much for our chances, us running around in the middle of the night, looking for something that if we found it, it might kill us.
Cole Burris: I'm so hungry, I'd sell my Grandmother for a tic tac.
Dodge: You want to build a raft?
Greer: I wanna build a raft.
Jackie Price: How you doing?
Jack Starks: Better now.
Mark Rumsfield: There go the Goddamn brownies.