Happiness ending / spoiler
Camryn Manheim confides in Philip Seymour Hoffman that she murdered (by breaking neck) and chopped up her last lover retired doorman/landlord José Rabelo because she despises any physical interaction of any kind. We later learn she is collared by the cops. Dejected Jon Lovitz topps himself by a combination of suffocation and oding. Also Philip Seymour Hoffman doesn't get together with Lara Flynn Boyle who instead passes him on to Jane Adams who is still looking for love. Dylan Baker is confronted by his eldest son Rufus Read over being a child molester. Sobbing offspring asks if his dad would rape him to which an equally tearful dad says no he'd jerk off...soon after early next morning wife abandons her hubby and takes the kids. Justin Elvin becomes withdrawn when his tammacochie dies and his brother finally has an orgasm prodly spoiling his family's dinner by stating that he came...just as his mother aunts and grandparents are starting on their meals...with Ben Gazzara ready to choke on his mouthful.
Submitted by Bill Bergquist
