Mr. Jones: I look better than you.
Uncle Elroy: You don't.
Mr. Jones: I cook better than you.
Uncle Elroy: You can't.
Mr. Jones: My dick is bigger than yours.
Uncle Elroy: It was cold that night.
Beaker: Mee mee moo moo mee mee mind.
Dr. Honeydew: Yes, I think you have a beautiful mind too.
Marv Merchants: Well, prison isn't so bad. We do get salisbury steak on Wednesdays.