Orphans: We love you, Miss Hannigan.
Miss Hannigan: Shut up.
Principal Mcgee: If you play an instrument, remember, it is better to play with a group then with yourself.
Ed Earl: Boys, I got myself a pretty good bullshit detector, and I can tell when somebody's peeing on my boots and telling me it's a rainstorm.
'Squash' Bernstein: Apparently the mob doesn't find homosexuality to be an acceptable lifestyle.
Toddy: Kill him, but mustn't kiss him.